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Ruth Harwood was no great fan of social injustice, or of the current government, but that didn’t mean she went looking for trouble. She coul...

Saturday, May 28, 2022

Chapter 26: Ruth

“You,” said Isla, standing over her, “need a break. An actual break… and no, post-op recovery time is not a break! Especially not when you decide to work through it!”

Ruth blinked tiredly up at her, briefly considering honesty and then rejecting it. “I’m fine. Just busy. Too much backlog.” She'd just finished a meeting with James, who'd been Samantha's training incumbent, and was still seething. All this because he hadn't had the patience to work with Samantha properly. What kind of training incumbent initiated disciplinary proceedings against their own curate, as a first resort?

“You. Are not. Fine. Do I have to count your typos? Make a tally to show you? Or maybe when I have to actually catch the paten when you drop it, rather than just spending the entire consecration wondering whether I should save Jesus or you, when you go… which should I go for, actually? I’ll let you decide. I mean, if it’s the chalice, I don’t think there’s much I can do…”

“I’m not going to fall over during the consecration.” If only she'd known... she'd gone into Samantha's case assuming James had at least tried. Why did she only get the context now, when it was too late to consider it? And why did Isla have to chose now to have a go at her?

“The vicar noticed, too, at that confirmation on Sunday, you didn’t see how he was watching you?”

How easily this whole bloody situation could have been avoided. Ruth felt her anger rearing up again. “No. Because I was concentrating on the Mass.” He hadn't even met with Samantha until after the end of the disciplinary process, she still couldn't believe that. And he'd come to her crying about how bad he felt, as if expecting her to reassure him. And she'd had to try and be gentle, because she didn't need any more bloody breakdowns on her hands. She'd bottled up her emotions, and Isla'd walked in before she'd had a chance to deal with them.

Isla hesitated, her resolve wavering for a second; but only a second, before she set her chin determinedly. “I might only be your chaplain, but I will fetch Kath if I have to. Or I could call Lizzie.”

I just need five minutes, Isla, or I will scream. “You’re being ridiculous.”

“And the fact you’re responding like this proves I’m not. You told me to be honest and tell you if I thought you were going wrong. I’m worried about you, because you’re going to mess something up badly if you carry on like this.”

Ruth slammed her pen down, her temper finally snapping. “Well? What am I supposed to do? Drop everything and go dancing off on a two month holiday?”

“Go on sick leave.”

“I’m not fucking sick.”

“You will be.”

“And can you imagine the media then? Archbishop having a mental breakdown? Or maybe Archbishop goes running off because she’s tired while everyone else just deals with it? I already have work piled up from retreat. I don’t fucking need this from you, Isla, I have work I need to be doing…”

“I'm trying to help.”

The words quavered, and Ruth felt a sting of remorse, even more so when she saw the tears in Isla's eyes. She took a couple of deep breaths.

“Forgive me, Isla, I shouldn't have said that.”

Isla set her chin, not quite meeting Ruth's eyes. “Tell me what I can do. What I can cancel, or deputise for. You’ve meetings most of this afternoon, I’ll go to them, you stay here and work through your backlog. And I’ll have a word with Kath, get her to stop booking you appointments. And we’ll block out a bit of holiday time.”

“My diary can’t support that.”

“You’re only one person, Ruth. What would happen if you died tonight? The entire Church of England come crashing to a halt?”

She thought for a minute. “I guess… a bit of chaos. Lots of cancelled meetings. Julia… would step in as deputy, to some of it… there’s a lot wouldn’t happen. Other stuff… it’s not like losing Lizzie.”

“But the Church would keep going.”

“Not exactly unaffected.”

“You literally got arrested last year. Twice. You got suspended. The Church of England carried on.”

“I…” Ruth sighed. “So I get myself arrested again?”

“If that’s what it takes…”

Ruth looked at her hands. She didn't want to step back, but she'd lost her temper a moment ago, and this meant she really ought to listen. “Fine. Work your magic. Carefully – the last thing I need is tabloid rubbish about my health or work ethic.”

Following cataract surgery, the Archbishop of York has been advised to remain off work for two weeks longer than planned. After this time, she expects to return to work normally. See, easy.”

“Not more fuss about my bloody cataracts.”

“Ruth.” Isla sighed. “Why not take the opportunity? Just tie it to the operation… you shouldn’t be back at work anyway. Karen can just say it’s to ensure you avoid complications in the long term, or something. It’s not a lie.”

“It is.”

“Do I have to get a doctor to say it?”

“The operation was three weeks ago.”

“And you should still be off. I can imagine what you’d say to anyone else. Different rules for you, though, right?”

Ruth didn't look up. “It’s not affecting my work anymore. There’s no reason I can’t come back and build back up again gently.”

“And this is not building back up again gently. Is it?”

Ruth sighed.

“Is it?”

“No.” She twisted at her ring.

“Look. Okay, nobody knows everything you do, except for me and Kath. They just know you’re busy, and do a lot of different things. And that quite a lot of them are confidential, or involve admin. They can’t tell how much you’re doing, they just know if you take a while to deal with their thing, you clearly have something else more urgent to deal with.”

“If only. People aren’t that understanding. If I don’t do it now, I’ll have to do it later, anyway.”

Isla’s shoulders sagged. “Ruth, I think you need to think about it. And then come back and decide what you’re going to do. I’ve said my bit.”

Ruth blinked tiredly. “Oh… okay. Um, thanks, Isla.”

Was that parting look pity or infuriation? A mixture of the two, probably. Ruth looked back at the letter she was writing, rubbed her eyes. Wrote two more sentences, then stood up and walked next door. If she didn't swallow her pride now, she'd just feel guilty about it later.

“Isla?”

“What can I do for you?”

“Would you mind… deputising for me? This afternoon?”

“Of course.”

“And… I’m going to ask Kath to stop booking me appointments, where possible. And block in some holiday, if I can find a space.”

She was rewarded with a beam. “Certainly, that sounds like an excellent idea.”

“It’s entirely your idea.”

Isla shrugged.

“And… I’d like to apologise again. For losing my temper with you. I said some… really unacceptable things, and was totally unprofessional. I'm not going to make excuses."

A real smile, far more warmth than she deserved. “I’ll forgive you, if you’ll listen to me.”

“I’ll do my best.”

“You should speak to someone. Your spiritual director, or me, or anyone. You’re getting bad habits.”

“My life is made up of coffee and bad habits.” Ruth tried to joke, but Isla just raised her eyebrows.

“About that. Six cups a day, most of this week. You were better, the first couple of days you were back.”

“Six? That’s… a lot.” And her head still ached. “So... more tea, less coffee?”

“That sounds like a sensible compromise. You could consider making your own too, sometimes – not that I mind, but you don’t leave your desk unless you have a meeting.”

“You’ve been keeping tabs.”

“I’ve been hoping you’d sort it out. What time do you leave the office? Always after me, I know…”

Nine, ten, sometimes later; work was a good distraction. It probably wasn't the healthiest of coping strategies. “I have a lot of evening appointments.”

“And make up for them by taking time off elsewhere?” Isla shook her head. “And don’t tell me it’s just appointments. Obviously I haven’t been monitoring your every move, but I can guess.”

“I have been judged and found wanting.” Ruth looked at the floor. “I have a friend I would talk to but… well, he’s dealing with other things at the moment. I was meant to meet him a few months ago.”

“I think you either need to see him anyway, or see someone else.”

“And I will reluctantly admit you are right.” She sighed. “Have you got time?”

“Of course. It is literally my job. Do you have a preferred time, or shall I look at your diary?”

“Soon. I’m going to be responsible.”

“Good.” Isla looked down nervously, clicking around her computer screen. “Tomorrow morning?”

“How did you do that?”

She tapped her nose. “Magic.” Then shook her head. “By stealing your admin time. Sorry. Is that okay? I’ll replace it by going to your meetings for you.”

“You’re going above and beyond.”

“I’ve let it get this far…”

Ruth shook her head. “Your job isn’t to take care of my health, I should definitely be doing that myself. I do know the risks, but… anyway, talk tomorrow morning.”

“I’ll pop in in about an hour to go through what I need for the meetings – though of course I’ve been to most of the recent ones in your absence anyway. And then I'll brief you on the contents at the end of the day.”

“Perfect. You're really sure?”

“Make good use of the time.”

“I’ll do my best. I’ll drop Kath an email, too.”

“She’s literally right next door.”

“Yes. That’s… yeah.”

“See you shortly.”

It was strange, at the end of the afternoon, to be leaving the office just before six, not to go to a function but simply to sit down in her apartment. And then to stand up again and go downstairs, out of the Palace for a walk through the village. It was dangerous, living in the same building as one’s place of work. The village… she definitely needed to come here more often - there were new flowers in the gardens, and one of the shops had changed hands. It would be nice to come down here during the day, when it was actually open. Perhaps it might almost be enough distraction to keep back the crowding thoughts for a minute or two.

And then it was morning, and she left Morning Prayer trying to shake off the trepidation. Isla’d been working here for over a year, they knew each other well enough… and anyway, she’d never had a problem working with Tom. Well, Isla’d already given her the full lecture, that would make this a little less uncomfortable.

“Good morning, Isla.”

“Morning. How are you feeling?”

“Like I really, really need a coffee!” Ruth tried to laugh, but stopped when Isla didn't, realising how stupid it sounded. “I did sleep last night, honest…”

“You think you might have exhausted yourself beyond one night’s sleep?”

“Just possibly… I'm sorry, again, for swearing at you.”

Isla managed a small smile. “I know, it's okay. So, I’m here. What do you want? I know you’ve had a lot to deal with recently, between the operation and Samantha's death, the enquiry. What do you need, what’s on your mind?”

Ruth went for the easy answer. “The operations were just routine. No complications.”

“Still, it’s a reminder of your age.”

Wow. Isla, having lost the deference, had lost it pretty thoroughly. “I suppose so. I talked about it with a friend last time we met… way back, several months ago, he encouraged me to go to the optician and do something about it. But… yeah, I’m not that old but I’m starting to feel it. Re-evaluating a few things. Planning for retirement.”

“You are?”

“Yeah, not… full retirement. But stepping back a bit, taking a few months out to go on pilgrimage, find myself again a bit, and then doing something… less all-consuming.”

“You’ve got ideas, then? Things you’d like to pursue?”

“Well, I’d like to do a bit more academia. A bit more on holy orders, maybe. And I like sketching, I could try to build that up, have a go at painting. Maybe take up a sport, squash or tennis or something. Get out more.”

“Things you can’t find time for at the moment?”

“Absolutely. And I thought… well, there’s a bit of me which would like to go off on a mission somewhere… really in need. But that’s romantic ideals. Actually, I’ll probably see if a theological college would like me. I’ve enjoyed… there’s a curate I’ve mentored a bit, it makes me think I really like sharing knowledge.”

“You’ve put a lot of thought into this.”

“I have, haven’t I?” She shrugged defensively. “I’ve probably spent enough time thinking about it I could have done half of it, if I hadn’t convinced myself I don’t have time.”

“You know, most of your predecessors have balanced your job with something else? Like a family. Or a pet. Something else, outside of work.”

“Yeah. My family… well, I’m not starting a branch of my own. And… yeah.”

“Family isn’t always the answer.”

“A friend suggested I try to rebuild the bridges.”

“And did you?”

“Um…” That phone call, the accusations. “Shall we say… it wasn’t very successful. And I don’t want to stir up what seems to be working fine.”

“That’s okay. You tried, you don’t have to succeed at everything.”

“Families or… pets?”

“You know, dependents. A reason to go home in the evening.”

“Ah. Not very fair on the poor creature.”

“That’s why you have to go home in the evening, see.”

“Mmm.” Because that was totally a suitable reason for getting a pet. “Anyway, Tom pointed out maybe God has called me to give my whole life to the Church, and that’s as valid as having a family or whatever.”

“Right. Um… give your life, in a healthy way?”

“Obviously.”

“Maybe concentrate on the healthy way bit?”

“Well, yeah…”

“Right. Okay, you told me a little while ago… to let you know if I thought you were going wrong. Making mistakes. As I said then, I really admire how you handle things, I’m always impressed. Were you thinking of anything in particular when you said that, though? I wasn’t sure how to ask then, but… now I guess I might as well just go for it. You don’t have to answer, obviously…”

Ruth leant back in her chair, licked her lips and swallowed, her eyes drifting over to the cross on the wall. “So… I’ve been quite harsh, with a number of people. Sometimes I catch myself, sometimes I… wonder afterwards. And when… I know, I don’t always know how to stop myself. Like with you, yesterday. But when I say the wrong thing, it can cause a lot of hurt, and…” sometimes, people can end up dead. “That bothers me.”

“I can see that. It’s a peril of having power, isn’t it?”

“Of those to whom much is given, much is required.”

“Definitely a challenge. But then, haven’t we all been given a lot? I know you have an important job, in earthly terms you’ve been given a lot, but then… I have the responsibility for supporting you and the Palace, that’s a lot. And incumbents have the cure of souls for each individual in their parish. And laypeople… well, they have all kinds of responsibilities, to witness to Christ not through a way defined by their jobs but in their lives, maybe against the expectations of their jobs. And in heavenly terms, is power and position really a big deal? But we’ve all been given a lot in the form of our lives and gifts, and we are required to use them in… the many different paths to which we’re suited.”

Ruth picked at her fingernail and absorbed it. “You’re… quite right, of course.”

“You think?”

“Definitely.” Ruth slid her ring up and down her finger. “I keep thinking… I’ve got so much responsibility. But then I’m not alone in that. And in thinking that…” Those who are first will be last. Be as the little children. “I’m… sorry I didn’t talk to you properly before.”

Isla's face softened a little more. “You don't have to, only if you want to. I'll do whatever I can to help, I know I’m not telling you anything you don’t know.”

Ruth shrugged. “I’m a world-class expert at forgetting what’s right in front of me. And not following what I tell to other people.”

“Don’t we all do that, to an extent?”

“Perhaps, I’d like to tell myself that.” She sighed, longing for something other than Isla's kindness. “I get so caught up in… how it feels like an impossible job. Like, in the words of the consecration service, caring for Christ’s own flock, bought by the shedding of His blood.” She swallowed. And I wonder if I just got caught up here… out of ambition. Rather than because it really suits my gifts. When I keep on meeting other people who’d be so much better suited to it.”

“I watch you doing it and… I’m amazed. I don’t think you can say you’re not well suited to it.”

“That’s kind of you to say.”

Isla shook her head. “I’m not just saying it to make you feel good.”

“No. I know.”

“Do you, though? Seriously, Ruth, I mean it.”

Ruth looked at the floor rather than answering.

“You think you’d have climbed this far, or stayed here this long, if God weren’t calling you?”

“I don't know. Management seemed to come naturally to me, even at eighteen…”

“Ruth, you were the first female Archbishop in the Church of England. You think that decision was made easily, and based simply on your management skills? You think you could trick your way through the Crown Nominations Commission? You didn’t even put your name forward, you were nominated.”

“Well…” Ruth inspected the ring on her finger. “It… still doesn’t seem real. Like, the first. In the history books.”

“You think Lizzie feels differently, in Canterbury? You think Libby didn’t feel that way? Or that first batch of women as they were ordained priest, less than fifty years ago? It’s not the sort of thing anyone expects to be first at, there are so many worthy women who… never had the chance. But it just happens to be you. But yeah, if you’re going to be the first, you have to be a cut above, because it’s a risk. Still, you’ve done a good job, you’ve already proved their decision to be a right one. Think about it, I expect Lizzie’s feeling pretty similar to you – and she’s got the whole Anglican Communion threatening to schism on her. Tell yourself what you’d tell her.” The corner of Isla’s mouth twitched. “Also, she’s doing that with a wife. Who I should think expects to see her occasionally.”

Ruth rolled her eyes. “You don’t give up, do you?”

“It takes me a while to say anything, but when I do, I stick by it.”

“A good trait.”

Isla smiled. “Well, we should probably get back to work. But I’m just going to temper what I’ve just said about you being good at your job, with a reminder of what we talked about earlier. You’re not meant to be the best leader, or manager. You’re meant to be a Christian. A Christ follower.”

“And I should be developing in that, and deepening my understanding, for myself personally.”

“In the end, you can only teach what you’ve been taught, and obey the commands you’ve been given. You don’t have to prove yourself… okay, to people, maybe, but not to God.”

“However tempting it is.” Ruth pressed her ring to her lips to think. She should find someone else, she thought, someone she could talk to properly, who could help her go deeper than Isla. Another bishop, perhaps, one of the ones who had mentored her in the early years after consecration. Yes, that would be the sensible thing to do. She'd intended to be honest, but now they were talking, it was clear Isla wasn't the right person for Ruth to be honest with.

Isla shifted, with a familiar awkwardness that cemented Ruth's conclusion. Much as Ruth appreciated her, she wasn't the right person for this conversation.

“Is there anything else you want to talk about? Otherwise, I suppose we should get back to work. I know you’re still busy, if you’re going to leave at a sensible time tonight…”

“Indeed. You’ve given me plenty to think about, anyway.” Ruth was silent for a minute, thinking. The crushing weight on her soul, the weight of Samantha's death... she wasn't ready to talk about that yet, at least not with Isla. Words popped into her head, something she'd said to Samantha: I want you to hear the words of absolution and know them to be true. She hardly deserved that. She shoved the words aside and tried to smile. “Will you pray?”

Isla, who had started to reach for her bag, paused. “Oh. Yeah, of course.”

Ruth bowed her head again, letting the calm wash over her. Maybe she could deal with this, and maybe it was worth doing so. At least she'd acknowledged the problem, and she had some idea what to do next. If she could make herself do it.


© 2022 E.G. Ferguson

Saturday, May 21, 2022

Chapter 25: Lucy

 “…she told me to bring my license…”

Tim raised his eyebrows, about the closest he ever came to showing surprise. “What did you do?”

She squirmed. “I… said I didn’t want to be a priest anymore. That I was tired of giving and getting nothing back and… all that.”

“She didn’t try to persuade you otherwise?”

“No, she said… she felt the same, sometimes.”

“Our Archbishop is human too, wonderful to know. What else did you do?”

“Um… I said I was being serious.”

“Were you?”

“I… dunno.”

“Well? Do you want to be a priest?”

She stared at the floor. “Obviously.”

He sighed. “What am I to do with you, Lucy?” She looked up to see him shaking his head. “Well, go on. Don’t be late. Remember your manners. You have your license?”

“Do I have to..?”

“Yes, you have to take it! Go!”

She hung her head as she shuffled out to the car, climbed into the driving seat and spent far too long adjusting the mirrors. Ruth was just testing her, right? She wasn’t being serious? The precious piece of paper, in her bag on the passenger seat… maybe she could leave it in the car? Near enough to get if Ruth made her?

Up the gravel drive, into the car park. The steps slick with last night’s rain, the door opening easily at her push. “Lucy Green, I have a meeting with the Archbishop…”

“Thanks, Lucy, take a seat. Can I get you a drink or anything?”

“Um… no thanks…”

“Alright, make yourself comfortable.” And the receptionist was back behind her computer screen, typing rapidly. Lucy sat, and waited, and fought the urge to leg it back out the door. The email, so short, was firmly embedded in her head…

            Dear Lucy,

Archbishop Ruth tells me you are expecting a meeting with her, please could you reply with which of these times would be convenient.

Best wishes,

The Rev’d Dr. Isla Fayazi

Chaplain to the Archbishop of York

Nothing in it to indicate anything. Not even a mention of the license, whether she still needed that, it was only from the conversation… And there was the Archbishop’s Chaplain in the doorway, coming towards her.

“Lucy? I'm Isla, it’s good to meet you, come on up…”

Lucy followed obediently, straightening her collar at the top of the stairs. She was ushered into the Archbishop’s office, shown a chair opposite the desk. Ruth looked up with a tired smile.

“Good morning, Lucy. Thank you, Isla.”

The door closed.

“Thank you for coming. You brought your license?”

“Yeah…” Lucy dug in her bag, slid it onto the desk reluctantly. Ruth took it and examined it, then placed it in the space between them and looked over her glasses.

“Have you had a bit of a think, since our last conversation?”

Lucy squirmed. “Yes, I…” She stammered into silence.

And Ruth reached out, took the license in her hand again, and held it up. “You still want it?”

“I… yes. I do. I know…”

“Sure? You still want to do this? To be a curate, and perform all the duties that entails? To serve, by my authority and under Tim's direction, the people in his benefice?”

Lucy nodded. “Yes. Please.”

“Then I think you’d better take this.”

And there it was, back in her bag, safe and sound.

“Are you okay?”

Lucy dashed away a tear with the back of her hand. Ugh, not again. “Sorry.”

“I shouldn’t have done that to you.”

“It made me realise…”

“How much your ministry means to you?”

She nodded.

“Well, go on. Put it into words.”

“Um…” Lucy dug through the thoughts which had filled her mind since the email the previous week. “It’s… really hard sometimes… but it’s not as hard as… not doing it. It’s what God’s called me to, it’s my whole life, it’s the best thing… even when it’s hard. Like… being with people, when they need me. Being able to… offer them… God. Like… helping them with… like, reconciliation, like you did with Sam. And when they’re dying, being there when they’re dying. And being the one… people come to. When they don’t know… who to come to. When they can’t talk to anyone else… they trust me… I can’t stop doing that. Even though it’s… so hard sometimes. I’m working with God, who… loves me. And that makes everything… worthwhile.”

A small smile appeared at the corners of Ruth's mouth. “You know how happy it makes me to hear you say that?”

“I thought… I’d annoyed you too much.”

“Oh, I know, and it wasn't really fair of me. I don't have the power to just terminate your licence like that anyway, and wouldn't even if I did, but still. I should have had the patience to ask you that calmly, and helped you find the answers, just… well, you don’t need my justification.” Ruth picked up a pen and rolled it between her fingers, not meeting Lucy's eyes.

Lucy crossed and uncrossed her legs. “You deal with a lot.”

“You’re too generous. Life’s not been kind to you either. How has the past month been?”

Lucy sighed. “It’s… getting easier. I went to see Sam’s mum and dad, that was… hard, but good. They told me about her as a kid, and growing up, and how… she kind of drifted away. How they didn’t really understand it when she became a Christian, and then didn’t really tell them about any of the vocations stuff, just went and… did it. And how it made things even worse with her... her brother. I shouldn’t have mentioned it, at the funeral, I should have realised there was a reason they were avoiding it.”

“Yes. You’ll remember that, in future.”

“Yeah, I will. But anyway… just me and them, they wanted to know all of it. All the stuff at the end, not just the good stuff. What it means, being ordained, and… what actually happened, at the end. The details. They just knew she’d lost her job, not really… why, or any of the procedures, or how things were handled afterwards. Like how you met her later – I told them how you helped her understand things, and comforted her, and how she was… happier, after. And why she went to the priory, why that was good for her. And just… all the memories. Stuff they missed.”

“That’s the trouble with things like this. So few people know the truth.”

“Yeah. And… it was good, to be able to explain things properly. A shame we couldn’t do it earlier. Sam didn’t want to go back, after… and I can kind of… see why. But at the same time, they’d have loved to have her, it wouldn’t have been as bad as she thought. But anyway.”

“Yes.” Ruth was still twisting that pen. “Your training incumbent called me this morning, by the way.”

Lucy jerked her head up. “Tim?”

“How many training incumbents do you have?” Ruth shook her head. “He wanted me to reassure him that he’d still have a curate in a few hours- practically sang your praises. We had a good conversation, once I’d reassured him I had absolutely no intention or grounds to dismiss you over a bit of mild despair, and that I would be gentle with you. Gentle-ish, anyway.”

Lucy pulled a face. “I didn’t think… he didn’t say, when we talked after morning prayer…”

“Tim? Of course he didn’t, you know him by now.”

“You know him well?”

“As a matter of fact, we talk quite regularly, very rarely about you; we met at a clergy conference when I was a vicar - about twenty years ago now - and kept bumping into each other after that. Anyway, I assured him I was just making you think about it. If in a slightly cruel way.”

“I didn’t really think… but then…”

“Has he ever said anything to you about planning your sentences before you start them?”

Lucy looked down at her hands, embarrassed.

“Not that I really mind." Ruth hesitated a moment. "That was ruder than I intended. Sorry.”

“Sorry. He has said.”

“Well, I’m glad to hear you’re getting somewhere. And to have that answer from you. You should write it down, when you get home, why you want to be a priest, to read next time you start doubting. Maybe even with better grammar. You’ve probably got the answers to similar questions, already, from discernment and ordination training.”

“Probably. I didn’t think to look.”

“We never do, when we’re having a bit of a meltdown.” Ruth stifled a yawn. “I’m so sorry, excuse me.” She wrapped her hands round the coffee mug on her desk. “I’ve been away from work too long, things are a bit…” she waved at the chaos on her desk, “busy.”

“Sorry. To be taking up your time.”

“It’s okay, this is worth my time. And it's good to find out how you’re coping.”

“I’m… there are things to do. It’s useful, being busy, remembering that life goes on. And doing last rites three days ago for… one of my parishioners. I’ve been visiting him for months, he’s gone downhill so fast. He… gave me a little silver owl, insisted I take it, and told me to take my pick from his books. I always hated going to see him, but then… he told me how kind and patient I was. He used to just talk, didn’t notice when I wasn’t listening.”

“But he appreciated what you did, clearly, you don’t have to feel guilty. If I can tell you a secret, I get distracted in Confirmations – and it’s terrible, I know, but sometimes your head’s full of other things. It’s definitely something to work against, but human struggles won’t stop the Holy Spirit.”

“Yeah. Well, he was so… scared. He’s been talking for months about how it was coming, but then he rang me up one evening and… it was like something had changed. He wanted to know if I was coming, if I could come the next day, and he said… he was dying, and he didn’t want to, and he didn’t know where else to turn. And… yeah, I went and… sat with him, and we actually talked. Not like usual. And I thought about Sam, and then about that Sister Mary, and how… happy she was. So I offered him last rites, I wouldn’t have done that before, it was so special.”

“Dear old Sister Mary. Yes, I’ve known her a few years. Sharp as a knife, especially when I first knew her, and always so contented with her lot – though no doubt she’s had her own struggles, in private.”

“Yeah, it’s like… she was so certain, it makes it more convincing, the idea of… heaven. Eternal life. All that.”

“I’m glad it had that effect on you. Death in the priory is… well, many of the nuns are very elderly, and as the motherhouse, it’s where they come to be cared for in their old age. I thought it would be better for you to be there than to be sent away, especially with Sam’s death on your mind. Besides which… you’re a curate, everything is a learning opportunity. I’m glad it inspired you to do that, it’s a gift you can and should be offering.”

“I’ve seen Tim do it once. And anointing a couple of times. He was so pleased when I told him I’d done it, we spent ages talking about it.”

“As am I. It’s good to hear you’re doing what I ordained you to do - offering the sacraments. It’s your distinctive ministry as a priest, after all.”

“I suppose so. I wasn’t really aware of them all before. Like, actually happening.”

“People will embrace the ministry if you offer it.” She picked up her bag and put it on the desk, opening it and reaching in to hold up each item in turn. “Purple stole. White stole - for emergency baptisms. Pastoral services book. Confession liturgy on a separate sheet.” She unzipped the front pocket. “Oil stock. Yes, people ask me more because I’m a bishop, but there’s nothing stopping you carrying them too. I organise training, if you want to learn to hear confessions - not a ministry you should be offering as a curate, but if someone asks then the answer ought to be yes, especially once you’re an incumbent.” She smiled relatedly. “On a related note, what are you thinking of doing after curacy?”

“Um…” Lucy thought quickly. “I dunno. I’ve got… a year and a half, right? With the late priesting…”

“Yes, that’s right. But it’s worth having some kind of goal in mind, if just so God can turn it upside down.”

“I haven’t thought much about it. Just that… I guess I’d like to be vicar of… somewhere my style, kind of like CKC, maybe smaller to start with. City somewhere, not fussed where, though I’d rather not go too far. But… less driving would definitely be nice. And fewer churches.”

Ruth's lips twitched. “Rural ministry’s not for you, then. That’s fair enough, you’re getting the experience to be able to make that call. You don’t mind it, though, do you?”

“No. Not like I was worried I might.”

“You’re very brave. It’s not easy, going into something so far from what you’re used to. We tried to get you a city, at least, but… Tim was the best we could find. Only available because he’d sworn he was retiring from training curates.”

“Yeah, he mentioned something about that…”

“No doubt.” Ruth stared into space for a moment, before blinking back to Lucy. “Anyway… that sounds like a good plan, I’m glad to hear it. And if it’s where you’re most comfortable, theologically… you’re not going to forget all your good training in tradition and sacraments, I hope..?”

“No. There’s… stuff I like. And it’s all useful to know – who knows, I might need it in future?” She paused. “Tim said… you wrote about sacraments, didn’t you?”

“It was my PhD, yes, I’ve just finished another one on Eucharistic Presidency. It’s kind of my… particular specialism.”

“I haven’t read it yet.”

“Well, I wouldn’t expect you to. Quite catholic, I’m afraid.”

“Tim told me I should. And a range of views is good.”

Ruth blushed slightly, wheeled her chair back and plucked a book off one of her shelves. She scooted back and showed it to Lucy. “It is quite fun, having one’s name in print. One of the selling points of academia. Though awkward, when sometimes I feel I disagree with what I said back then... not about anything major, fortunately. Do you… actually want to read it?”

“I was going to.”

“Signed by the author?”

“Tim said he’d lend it to me… or I can get it…”

“What’s the point in having written a book if you can’t give it away?” Ruth opened it to the title page. “I keep a couple of copies on the shelf to throw at sacrilegious priests and heretics.”

“You haven’t thrown one at me yet…”

“Do I need to?” Ruth raised her eyebrows. “Something I should know?”

Lucy shook her head quickly, making the archbishop snort. She found a pen and scribbled a dedication in the front of the book before closing it and sliding it across the table. There was a glint in her eye, a turn up at the corner of her mouth.

“I hope you enjoy it, or at least find it interesting. At the very least it might serve to confuse parishioners at your future evangelical megachurch.”

Lucy didn’t quite roll her eyes, but smiled slightly. “Thanks.” She resisted the temptation to read the dedication immediately – that would only make things awkward.

“Right… well, I’m afraid I really must get on. Oh, and it’s good to see your face looking the right colour.”

“Nice to be getting fewer comments on it, too.”

“Well, that told me…”

Lucy ducked her head. “Sorry.”

“What are you doing, for the rest of the day?”

“Um… meeting with the family, of that parishioner I mentioned, to make funeral arrangements.” Zachary’s long-suffering children, unsure whether to be sad or relieved. She could relate, though she didn’t entirely like admitting that to herself. “Otherwise… sorting some stuff for Messy Church. Some emails and phone calls and stuff. Evening prayer. Need a sermon for Sunday.”

“That sounds like a good day's work. Enjoy it, look for God’s grace in all of it, and learn as much as you can… but I don’t need to tell you that.”

“Thanks.”

“Can I let you show yourself out, or shall I ask Isla?”

“I’m fine, I know the way.”

“Good.” Ruth smiled, standing up. “You know where I am – though I hope we’ll see a little less of each other in future! God bless you, Lucy, keep on doing your best. Do call your training incumbent when you’re out, just to reassure him I haven't mauled you.”

“Tim?”

“Again, how many training incumbents do you have?" Ruth shook her head. "I can assure you I’ve had a full report on you, and he practically begged me to be kind to you, so I expect he's currently fretting. If the worst thing he can say is a certain incident involving a blue shirt… well, I don’t entirely disagree with him on that, but it’s your choice…”

Lucy flushed red. “He… made me do benediction.”

Ruth leant against the desk. “Yes, he said. I told him it was perfectly fair. Goodbye, then, and God bless you. Don't wind him up too much…”

Practically permission, thought Lucy, as she reached the top of the stairs. What would wind him up, just enough? How about Shine Jesus Shine on the hymn list? Or “Will you come and follow me” – bonus of being one she liked, despite his irrational hatred of it… or how about both? She glanced back, at the closed door of the office, and then descended the stairs, plotting hard. Was it fair, after all he'd done to try to help her? But oh, his face would be a picture.

It was only seated in the car that she remembered to take the book out of her bag and read the dedication, with a signature familiar from the many documents she’d received.

For Lucy,

With my love and prayers for all that God will call you to do. Never stop learning, and remember:

A line in Greek. Lucy sighed internally and ran through letter by letter. Why couldn’t it be Hebrew? That'd be bad enough, but she'd only done a term of Greek, and that had been enough of a struggle. She’d have to ask Tim, later, though obviously he wouldn’t tell her. Or over the phone, since Ruth had told her to ring him. She plugged her phone into hands-free, set it to dial his number as she pulled out.

“Hi Lucy.”

“Hi, Tim. Just to let you know, I’m leaving Bishopthorpe.”

“Still got your license?”

“Yup.”

“Good. You’ll be in plenty of time for Zachary’s family?”

“Yup.”

“Not too badly scarred?”

“No. Stop pretending you don’t care, softie.”

He snorted. “She told you? Traitor.”

“Told me what?” She laughed. “Yup, I know you secretly care about me now. Just imagine what I can do with this information…”

“Oh, you want to try me on, do you?” His voice was teasing.

“I’ve got a test for you.”

“Yeah, sure. What kind of test?”

“How’s your Greek?”

“I’m not doing your homework for you…”

“It’s not homework.

“Yeah, sure, why do you need to translate some Greek then?”

“I don’t need to, I just want to see if you can…”

“Oh, totally. What is it, then?”

She looked down at the book, ran the letters together in her head again. “Um… pistos… o kal-on… um, ymas, os po-i-esei.”

“I assume ‘um’ isn’t part of it?”

She sighed. “Can you do it, then?”

“Obviously. It’s “ho” and “hos”, for a start. Aspirate, my dear, that's what those backwards apostrophes mean, I cannot believe nobody ever taught you that. So who’s giving you inspirational Bible quotes in Greek?”

“The Archbishop. She gave me a copy of her book, signed, with it in the dedication.”

“Aw. That’s really sweet. And appropriate, too.”

“You actually going to tell me what it says?”

“What do you think?”

“You’re supposed to help me..?”

“That was never part of the deal.”

“I can always look it up online…”

“You’d better do that, then.”

“Ugh. You… make me think un-Christian thoughts.”

“I love you too.”

She was definitely going to put both of those hymns down. For a service when she could watch his reactions. “See you later, then.”

“Indeed. Have fun visiting.”

She hung up and stuck her tongue out at the dashboard as the radio rose up to fill the silence. Looked like she’d have to find her own translation... bloody Training Incumbents. Bloody Archbishops.

Though at the same time, there was a warm feeling in her chest. The grief at Sam's death was still there, in the background, but it was starting to fade, to become manageable. It was nice to be cared about.


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